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Posted on 2016-04-01 16:49:58 by usernam

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Posted on 2016-04-01 16:52:23 Score: 0 (vote Up/Down)    (Reported)
A liberal Muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on known atheist, Karl Marx.

"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!"

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

"How old is this rock, pinhead?"

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied, "4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian."

"Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now."

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named "Small Government" flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He later died of AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.


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