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Posted on 2016-03-25 06:51:42 (Flag for deletion)

PRINCE BLUEBLOOD’S
GUIDE TO DIPLOMACY

"It’s foalproof!" [ding!]

Get to know their friends.
Winning over a diplomat’s friends means they’re hearing good things about you when you’re not around.
"Pinkie told me you loved party cannons. How about your own mini-party cannons?"
"Cool!"

Bring food.
But don’t bring their food and don’t claim it’s the best. Make it something they’ll be curious about.
"Griffon scones! I ordered these all the way from the Griffon Kingdom! Only ones in Yakyakistan."

That way if they hate them, nobody has to be insulted. You can bond over how terrible they are.
"This food terrible!"
"Well, what do you expect? They’re half bird! When was the last time you ate something a bird baked?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"

Remember everypony’s name all the time.
It shows ponies that you care (even if you don’t).
"Yakmina! I was just telling Prince Rutherford, Yakatar, and Leroy here what an excellent spa service you run! Just! The! Best!"
"Prince Blueblood so kind."
"Not at all! Rutherword, you need to relax more. You should go see her!"

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usernam

Posted on 2016-03-25 04:10:39 (Flag for deletion)

I've heard that "Cops" now edits out arrests of PoC because there are so many and if makes it look like humans are not equal.

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Anonymous

Posted on 2016-03-24 11:41:37 (Flag for deletion)

this write english by UK parents islam

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usernam

Posted on 2016-03-11 09:46:39 (Flag for deletion)

"What are we gonna do at the TSA?" "Wah!" *groping*

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usernam

Posted on 2016-02-26 05:59:05 (Flag for deletion)

He should have wrote "International 4-8818".

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-23 20:57:07 (Flag for deletion)

The breasts could be drawn better.

Anonymous

Posted on 2016-02-16 05:34:47 (Flag for deletion)

I want to make mixed breed babies with her.

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-23 21:52:50 (Flag for deletion)

Lawl, Jew buttsex

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-23 21:17:44 (Flag for deletion)

The thumbnail of this looks weird.

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-12 22:58:30 (Flag for deletion)

Lulz, Capitalist oppression.

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-09 20:05:42 (Flag for deletion)

The original skin head, he even has the "cut here" tattoo on his neck.

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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-07 20:42:47 (Flag for deletion)
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usernam

Posted on 2016-01-03 15:23:50 (Flag for deletion)

LOL, it's the Borg.

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Anonymous

Posted on 2013-11-27 04:17:31 (Flag for deletion)

92.21% of online statistics are made up on the spot and can't be trusted. Including that one. Get some real facts before asking dumb questions. Oh and racism so fuck you.


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